Learn body language so you can not only speak it, but misspeak it too.

“A brick could be used as a floating object that dispensed fresh water, if only …”

“God ordered the world and all things in it, and I ordered a pizza and all thing…”

“If my voice sounded like a dial tone, people would probably hang up on me all t…”

“A brick could be used as a paperweight, for people whose writing isn’t as dense…”