Leave your village, and conquer yourself before you conquer the world. That’s what I did—I left my village. And once I master myself, I’m coming to a village near you to loot and pillage.

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“I say yes, turn the other cheek, and let me slap your butt again. Forgiveness c…”

“Love can’t spread its wings and fly, because love is an ostrich. But it can sur…”