Lecturing Brooks was as useful as lecturing a cat.

“A strange thing happened to me as I walked away from Jane's house--I was finall…”

“It could have been like a fairy tale. But fairy tales aren't real. Things don't…”

“It wasn't ass-screaming Beaker, though. It was fourteen girls in matching, form…”

“Sometimes I even felt like he dated me as part of his plan, like they were goin…”