Lie to me. Just to console my soul.

“He died a suspicious death. But only because he was a politician, and everythin…”

“A blanket could be used to feed the homeless. I mean warm the coldless. I mean …”

“If I had a hand for a penis, would a hand job be appropriate in place of a hand…”

“I just wrote the book of love. Well, I coauthored it with Cupid and Nicholas Sp…”