Life didn’t hand me lemons. Or limes. But staying with the citrus motif, it did hand me oranges. How do you like them apples?

“I wear my shirts backwards and inside out. It helps give my genitals more breat…”

“A brick could be used as a doorstop. But why bother? To promote an open-door po…”

“Bread can soak up soup, but can it soak up all my love for you? I doubt it. You…”

“One to five, I’m not sure how most people would rate me. But I’m certainly top …”