Life: Don’t count the minutes, count your blessings.

“I would offer to meet up for some coffee, but I don’t drink coffee. I’m sorry, …”

“A brick could be placed in the trunk of a car manufacturer’s competitor, to inc…”

“There should be a language called Nail, so I could more naturally say, “My nail…”

“Pineapple juice doesn’t come in a can—it comes in a hard, spiky shell called a …”