Life is short. But so are midgets.

“An elephant trunk is a metaphor for a penis. But not just any penis—my penis.”

“Bio I never got around to using: Jarod is a best-selling author reader. He has …”

“I can’t sell sex for money, but what if I change sex’s name to food? Then can I…”

“A blanket could be used to help frowners smile. I’m only halfway through the pr…”