Life should imitate romance literature far more often.

“My brother, Jason, came into the bar, then, and sauntered over to give me a hug…”

“When I went home…I promised myself, I would take a cool shower and I would read…”

“It’s called Two and a Half Men,” Dermot was telling his guest.“I understand,” B…”

“I kicked off my sandals, put my ice-tinkling glass on the small table by my cur…”