Like a 9-5 business at 4:59 pm, her legs were open.

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“The living have love for the dead, but the dead have no love for the living. I …”

“A brick could have been used as a father figure in place of my dad when I was g…”

“My first coaching experience led to a 77-0 defeat. But that’s not so bad, consi…”