Like a midget, I walk tall and proud.

“-My son was 32 when he died.
-Degrees? So he froze to death, huh?”

“I’d love to work with an Asian guy named Wu Hu, because just saying his name wo…”

“Last night I slept like a baby. In a crib.”

“Love is like a portable lamp/sex toy. The world calls those flashlights, but I’…”