Like eggs, I’m scrambling to get ahead in this economic depression.

“I could be the man of your dreams. I could also be the alarm clock, stealing yo…”

“I feel with a mullet and a mustache my job prospects would improve.”

“The judge said he was going to throw the book at me. I hoped it was an ebook in…”

“Your words are energy. If you don’t speak them, then you will drink them. Swall…”