Like the Grand Canyon, I care deeply. Hop on a donkey and you’ll see how deeply I love you!

“A brick could be used as a blanket, and a blanket could be used as a brick, but…”

“A love like mine is rare. So is the steak I just sent back to the kitchen. But …”

“I tried being 29, and it worked for about a year, but finally I just had to get…”

“I planted a plant in the midst of spies, who were disguised as farmers.”