Lookin up at the huge baboons, I wondered if Khufu had some sort of secret baboon code that would get us in. But instead he barked at the statues and cowered heroically behind my legs.

“I'm fine!" Percy yelled out as he ran by, followed by a giant screaming bloody …”

“I survive all those battles," she growled, "and I get defeated by a stupid chun…”

“My face felt like my normal face, as if that part of me hadn’t transformed into…”

“The future for Commander Tool Belt was not looking so hot.”