Love can’t spread its wings and fly, because love is an ostrich. But it can sure run fast!

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“A disobedient child is one who blinks of his own volition, without being told t…”

“Her boyfriend can’t hold a candle to me. Especially not while I’m holding the s…”

“Birthdays, like women named Bertha, are not named after great Aunt Natalie. But…”