Love equals 9X+1Y-4Z, with XYZ representing whatever.

“There are only two kinds of books worth keeping: Valuable books and valuable bo…”

“A brick could be used to brighten up your day, like a lampshade over the sun da…”

“My new mustache is barely big enough to cover my pubic region.”

“Every leap year I like to jump. It’s a good way to get my daily exercise in eve…”