Love has a certain weightlessness to it, much as my meaty penis would on the moon.

“An ear shaped like a question mark is not receptive to life’s answers.”

“Orafoura told me my writing is all nonsense. “Nonsense,” I replied. “Glad you a…”

“I own a few yawns that I rent out to people who are tired of the sleazy snooze …”

“I want to save the environment. I like being green as much as the next Smurf.”