Love has a glow, like a neon light having sex with a pack of hi-lighters, only not quite as quaint.

“I remember the good old days. You must remember the good old days, because they…”

“Two become one when two are in love—or when the waitress asks about our dinner …”

“Out of all the guys she could love, I am two of them. But she chose my clone ov…”

“Only a friend or a giraffe would stick his neck out for you. But only a giraffe…”