Love is 3:33 am plus 360 degrees plus 365 days, minus 12:34 pm. I ought to know, because I weighed it myself.

“Boxes of toilet paper make the best birthday presents. They really show I give …”

“A blanket could be used as wrapping paper, to give the gift of a cat.
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“Of all the flowers from a rose to a carnation, I’d die for reincarnation.”

“More than normal. Mornal. Or is it Mormal?”