Love is a good thing. Not starving to death is also a good thing. Being in love with a man named Mr. Goodthing and having to eat him or starve is not a good thing.

“You don’t need the Bible to tell you the flesh is weak. Just pinch it and find …”

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“140 Billy-powered engine. It won’t drive, but it will Idol.”