Love is a green sky on a blue pasture, and I am the flying cow eating it all up.

“A blanket of self-regulated trust on a bed of deceit. 
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“Earwax is nothing more than sound boogers. I’m too congested to hear anything b…”

“If anybody ever tells me to face them like a man, I’ll get offended, because my…”

“If you drink, you risk divulging your secrets. Here, have another glass.”