Love is a peaceful feeling, like a flower hugging a butterfly.

“I’ll throw some dirty clothes under your car and claim you ran over my anorexic…”

“I don’t shower because water is the most corrosive element. Ever seen what it d…”

“If love came in a cardboard tube, I’d probably send it priority mail. But I’d m…”

“From the corner of my eye I saw her. Of course this chance encounter with Rebec…”