Love is a precious gift – one without strings

“Smoked sausage and a jolly tupping. Ale and folly. Fickle bosoms and bar fights…”

“Her fingers were gnarled and crooked like the roots of the oldest swamp trees. …”

“It's hard to take sex ed seriously when the teachers haven't even wiggled their…”

“You're not from around here, are you? Can't be. Why would we name it I-YOU-POO-…”