Love is a tomato. And while it's true that I can live without a tomato, I could sure go for some ketchup.

“I want to write a book called “Conversations.” Of course, it’s all talk at this…”

“I’m older than myself. At least I will be, once my clone gets here.”

“Love is a winding mountainous road. Do you have an extra unicycle and handlebar…”

“The term “global audience” is misleading and meaningless, but I’m proud to say …”