Love is a trumpet, Donald Trump’s hair, and a turnip all turned up and facing west. Sorry, east. I am looking in a mirror, so it’s all reversed.

“If you’re an invisible person, of course you’re going to dress ostentatiously a…”

“I think a great book title would be “Ida Says ‘I do’ in Idaho.” It would be abo…”

“A brick could be hidden in the dirt, for future archaeologists to dig up and de…”

“Lead is to lead as follow is to follow. And lead is to lead as a type of metal …”