Love is all around. I don’t need your leftovers, ma’am. Not unless you’re offering meatloaf.

“I feel like I could be the best, but I’m not going to openly admit that. At lea…”

“When your family dies, that’s a bummer, but that’s life. When my family dies, i…”

“A blanket that has arms to hold you when you are sad, now that's what I call a …”

“There are shades of schadenfreude. My favorite shade is bright red, from a haug…”