Love is an art. Mine could fill a museum the size of your heart.

“He’s going to give me a piggyback ride home. He’s my designated walker.”

“I want to invent a Laughometer, a device to measure and gauge humor, which woul…”

“I want to write a book called, “Son, I’m dying,” where I visualize the day my e…”

“Price per man has shot up, because so many men were shot up that we need many m…”