Love is an excuse to put up with shit that you shouldn't

“You should have seen your face," she said, her breath hot in my ear. "Sa-woooon.”

“And so really, you have given me no choice but to take you shopping byforce.” S…”

“I wasn't ready for this, but then I probably never would be, and this year, lik…”

“There are some things in this world you rely on, like a sure bet. And when they…”