Love is as old as time, though it is considerably more difficult to stuff inside a watch.

“I’m a door-to-door salesman. I sell doors. If I can’t knock on yours, because y…”

“After about eight hours, I lose my focus and all of the sudden I find myself no…”

“I converted my mechanical toothbrush into an electric screwdriver. Now it more …”

“I waste more time trying to save time than I would if I were merely inefficient…”