Love is being able to be yourself, with another human being who makes you want to be better than yourself.

“Love will make a man do some funny things, like tightrope walking across a tele…”

“Pride must be a summer thing, because it "comes before the fall.”

“Politics isn’t dirty. And neither are politicians. No, politicians are filthy.”

“A brick could be used as toilet paper—especially if you just shit a brick. You …”