Love is in the air. Love and pollution.

“The house I grew up in is one of a kind. It’s a bibliophile’s fantasy, and if t…”

“If love were a pirate, then maybe I would wear an unopened condom over my eye, …”

“A blanket could be reverse engineered to discover the origin of sleep. If we co…”

“My father went AWOL the day I got dishonorably discharged from his penis.
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