Love is like a banana, and I keep it in my pocket on cold days to warm up my hand.

“I like wearing a blindfold while watching movies, so that I can focus on the di…”

“Despite being tired, I couldn’t sleep. Sometimes having a functioning penis can…”

“Rage is a big part of courage. So is cou.”

“I had no idea he thought he was funny, tried to be funny, or actually is funny …”