Love is like a free lunch. You won’t find any in this life, because I had yours for breakfast.

“I made love to a woman who didn’t exist, and I can’t remember how it didn’t fee…”

“Please, come in. Let me open the air conditioning vent so you can squeeze throu…”

“I wrote half this book (the left half) while I was asleep, and I wrote the othe…”

“The difference between me and a scientist is a little word called “Science.” I …”