Love is like a portable lamp/sex toy. The world calls those flashlights, but I’m much more romantic.

“If I earn 10 dollars, I’m saving 11 of them.”

“Success, if I simply gave it to you, you wouldn’t have the pleasure of taking i…”

“I found love in the arms of another woman. Who needs two legs, a torso, or talk…”

“We all need something to embrace, even if it’s just our own torso.”