Love is like a unicorn with a rainbow for a horn. What I mean is it’s rare, and you’re lucky if you see it once, or at the most twice, in a given week.


“I’m growing out my baldness, and a mustache. Combined with spectacles (glasses)…”

“A blanket could be used as a makeshift trampoline, to attract midgets to your p…”

“Seeking a woman who looks like a feminized version of L. Ron Hubbard to help me…”

“To know is good, but to know how to use that knowledge is better. And to acknow…”