Love is like a zebra refereeing a football game. I should know, because I am the rodeo cowboy riding that zebra.

“If silence is the admission of guilt, then she must be really guilty, because l…”

“Art is like a kite with an airplane propeller, OK? Artists are like people who …”

“My book is called “Blue Collar.” That’s just a working title.”

“Writing all day every day is good, but it’s not good enough. You need to have y…”