Love is like jumping out of an airplane with no parachute. But there’s no need to be frightened, because that plane is still on the ground.

“Look down and you may miss a shooting star in the sky. Look up and you may miss…”

“Success is suffocating. The air is thinner at the top.”

“A brick could be used to liven up urinal chatter. Also, instead of just repeati…”

“In a battle, an army of farts would surely beat an army of noses, even if those…”