Love is like learning to ride a midget, which I’ve never done because I’m afraid of heights.

“One evening we made love all morning.”

“Feel free to become a slave to your own clone. And mine. Remember, you can neve…”

“If I were to assign a color combination to my love for you, it would be purple …”

“If I ever meet Michael Phelps, I’m going to tell him that I am that Michael Phe…”