Love is silence multiplied by noise and divided by two.

“A blanket could be used to barter with. I could trade my blanket for your sex, …”

“A brick could be used in a manner most secret. But Shh! I can't tell you. What …”

“I love like a lawnmower in the desert. I love like a solar-powered lunar vehicl…”

“I’m trying to cover all my bases so I can be a complete baseball nonplayer. I’v…”