Love is snowy, like the raincloud I left in the freezer. I would ski on the slope of your kiss, but I’d be fearful of an avalanche.

“I had no idea he thought he was funny, tried to be funny, or actually is funny …”

“She tried to steal the desert. She’s guilty. Look no farther than her camel toe.”

“I had a dream about you. You were Ginger Rogers, and you were trying to teach m…”

“Love is silence multiplied by noise and divided by two.”