Love is the hero of all emotions. My love for you is a superhero, and it looks great hidden behind a mask.

“Women love to talk. I'll bet Van Gogh had a woman. And I'll bet she talked his …”

“A feather taped to a vibrator is a tickling machine to induce hunger, and NOT a…”

“In life or death situations, my father has only been there once for me. So I'd …”

“I’d staple my breath to your chest, if I thought it’d help you breathe easier. …”