Love is the jelly to sunshine’s peanut butter. And if I tell you that I’m in sandwich with you, I’m not just saying it to get in your Ziploc bag.

“I’m a tiger made out of a paper towel, and I’m going to wipe you out.”

“Even my underwear is art. It's like a splatter painting in yellow I call “Crust…”

“I type as fast as a ten-legged man who just had eight legs chopped off runs.”

“I decided to write this piece because my internal critic told me to write it. A…”