Love isn’t the last thing on my mind. The last thing on my mind is my skull.

“When I saw her naked, my penis went from hash brown to French fry.
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“A blanket could be used like a cat, if it were furry and purred.
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“I don’t need a blanket. I need your naked body on top of me.
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“Would you mind a mind blindfold, a block on your imagination? You couldn’t crea…”