Love should last a lifetime. But not the lifetime of a giant tortoise. More like the lifespan of a gastrotrich.

“I wash my hands before putting them in sanitation gloves.”

“If you’re an invisible person, of course you’re going to dress ostentatiously a…”

“Even if I worked in the corruption capital of the world, Washington DC, I would…”

“A brick could be locked in a safe, because nobody will try to steal it there.
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