Love waits patiently. In the lobby. I’ll be with you as soon as I can.

“I only sing in the shower. I would join a choir, but I don’t think my bathtub c…”

“Even when we’re old, I’ll still look at you with the same eyes. (Who else’s eye…”

“Mrder—all I need is u.”

“I’m trying to overcome my OCD by replacing my neurosis with three other letters.”