Love will wreck your heart like a derailed train. So choo-choose your partner wisely.

“It’s possible that I couldn’t handle the truth, but I sure wouldn’t mind fondli…”

“You could get 50% wrong and you’d still get 50% right. That’s nearly half!”

“I didn’t go to the water park because it was raining, and I didn’t want to get …”

“The idea of adultery is like a soccer ball. Yeah, you might kick it around for …”