Loves a tidal wave...because it sucks you under and you drown.

“Shooting stars are not stars at all. They're just rocks that eneter the atmosph…”

“There are two reasons not to tell the truth--becuase lying will get you what yo…”

“Maybe a mother wasn't what she seemed to be on the surface.”

“Reason number 106 why dogs are smarter than humans: once you leave the litter, …”