Ma’am, my hand hurts. May I massage it on your buttocks?

“I got him a cool gift. I got him a pack of razors, and a really furry dead cat.”

“Her name was Rebecca. Or at least that’s what her nametag said. She was making …”

“He wouldn’t even understand dry wit if you dropped him off in the desert with a…”

“I know her name. I remember because I forgot. That’s one of the joys of love. W…”