Make mine a weasel, I said to the crowd of mostly rodents and lawyers.

“I wanted to study graphic design, because I wanted to work in an office with de…”

“I’ve just awarded myself a trophy for bicycling. It’s big and it only has one w…”

“There is a hole in my buttocks. I’d like to return it, or at the very least exc…”

“I live on Canal St. My house is only accessible by boat.”