Make pizza, not war. No matter how you slice it, that’s wise.

“You graduated 120 years ago? When I graduated I was just one of many in a large…”

“I gave her a Boston cream pie, even though we were in Seattle at the time.”

“I water fake plants, because I’m growing a garden of fake mustaches. Lest no ma…”

“You can share in my joy, but I don’t want to share my misery. No, I want to giv…”