Male or female, if my name were either Don or Dawn, I’d be up at sunrise to celebrate the glory that is me.

“My name is Ron G. Am I wrong?”

“A bat isn’t a bird isn’t a middle finger.”

“He works for the CIA. Johnny Redyellow is his name, but I just simply call him …”

“A blanket is a shield, blocking out the breeze, and an insulator, keeping in bo…”